17 October 2007

Landover Baptist Pastor Preaches to Atheists

Jesus, I love to hear Pastor Deacon Fred preach! Here are some excerpts.
When the Lord gets a bee in his bonnet about something, he turns into a killing machine.
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Now anyone familiar with this wonderful book [the Bible] will know that if there's one thing that the Lord enjoys more than making free booze at wedding parties, it is killing.
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Hosea 13:16 says, 'The people of Samaria must bear their guilt because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by the sword. Their little ones will be dashed open. Their pregnant women, ripped to pieces.'
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Yes that's right. God wants us to constitutionally ban abortion, but he's not above using it to get back at folks that tick him off.
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We have an invisible friend on our side who is more powerful and diabolical than this Mohammad fella.

Glory!

1 comment:

Leena said...

Great video. Landover Baptist is good stuff. But I didn't even know there was an American Atheists org.